Wherein our Hero comes to terms with being unskilled at both gift giving and receiving...
Let me get this out of the way right now. I do not blame the holidays or my loved ones. I do not find gift giving burdensome. I am not shaking my fist at corporate America for indoctrinating our culture with consumerist holiday ideals. What I am trying to say, if you'll hear me out, is I don't hate the holidays. No, in fact I LOVE the holidays. My childhood memories of Christmas are almost unerringly fond ones. I enjoy decorating trees and whispering about Santa in the presence of children. I love candy canes, baked goods, and what else can I say? These are clearly the confessions of a man who loves Christmas.